i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker
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Juliuh, 20
my best friend jc and tom petty are the only boys ill ever love.
Taking life day by day.
fuks:
dory talks in her sleep
Nemo’s dad: “Dory says a lot of things in her sleep, okay?”
Dory: [voiceover] “I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.”
EXCUSE YOU “NEMO’S DAD” YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?? HE’S THE MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER IN THE GOD DAMN MOVIE ABOUT THE POWER OF LOVE FOR FAMILY AND YOU CANT REMEMBER HIS FUCKING NAME. NEMO DOESNT DO JACK SHIT EXCSPT GET CAUGHT AS FUCK NEEDING DEAR OLD PAPPA MARLON TO COME RESCUE HIM. RESPECT THE MAN FISH WHO RISKED HIS LIFE FOR TH LOVE OF HIS SON. Eat dicks@captioned-vinescan you shut the fuck up
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i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker
(via stonerswithboners)